They're lying in bed, embracing, making out, and it's probably one of the gayer things Clint has done but he doesn't mind. Right! It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. "Parker?" "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Steve, the only one not drinking this time, looks exasperatedly at Tony. Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Only alcoholics use glasses, Tony huffs and grabs a bag of M&M's. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Why, thank you, Anthony!. Are you, like are you?. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. #ironman I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. Yeah, Im with Vision. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. Steve sighs. Peter smirked. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. #brucebanner Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. Was it Bucky Barnes? Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Never have I ever Bruce swirls his half-emptied glass once, before looking mischievous. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Bad luck more than anything. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". Peter, how did you even manage that?" Tony, it's three in the morning. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. He makes sure that his lips are wrapped around the spout, and he knows Tony's watching. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. What starts out a little desperate turns languid, relaxed, comfortable. Tony pouts. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. Are you trying to get a full set or something? Clint asks, because it's pretty obvious that Thor and Bruce haven't tangoed, and he knows Natasha hasn't slept with any of them aside from Clint, of course, but that's years ago now. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. It's a totally valid question!. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. "Explain, now. Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Pepper would know what to do. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. He knows hers, too. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. left kudos on this work. including: Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. It's been great, guys.. Wait, Clint says. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. "Bullsh*t!" Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Sex isn't very important to me. Really, Barton? Natasha mutters and drinks with him. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. With Bucky, I was it was good. He breaks the stare he's got going with Bruce and opts for staring at the floor with a lost look. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. "The fuck!?" The Avengers While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. She is here to pick up Peter for their date that e seems to have not remembered." I thought it was just a month and three weeks., Nope, she says and somehow manages to get behind the Captain, driving him to the floor with a well-aimed kick to the back of his knees. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! which, to be fair, was a good point. I know, Legolas, Tony huffs. and other people I can't remember right now. Random people in classrooms Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: Tony actually fucking whoops, a fist in the air and everything. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. We're starting. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. "C'mon, (y/n). "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. "Peter!" Sometimes randomly, even. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. And they were all wrong. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Okay. They don't say good night. What? #marvel 'solutely., Her mouth curls. One beat. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. Finally he reaches the third door on the left and stumbles inside, groaning with general happiness and relief at the ready-made bed waiting for him. Don't wait up. He leaves, and Clint looks after him, telling himself firmly that he does not feel rejected. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! Flash question was exactly the kind he expected from him. Sorta, Clint says. So, what's this, then? Clint asks and smiles. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. "Peter! Youre going commando when you help little old ladies cross the street? Sam asked. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. #spideychelle Anyways, guys, MJ. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Stupid Sally. His name is Percy Jackson. Sensitive information and details from missions. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Tony snorts. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Yeah, okay, no. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Wait, am I selling myself right here?, Clint chuckles. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Which is pretty often. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Work Search: In case you wondered. He grimaces. Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. "You knew?" Lindsay doesn't win. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. That's just plain sad. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! Doesn't erase the question. Tony looks baffled, maybe? Sometimes the only way we could eat was to dine and dash, Steve shrugged. She huffs a laugh and drinks again. Tony informed me that the post-battle bonding rituals of Asgard are much different to Midgardian customs, Thor says with a serious nod. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Pepper Pots Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Nazi, Steve says. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. I should call Pepper! So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. "Fine. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. Tony said. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Tony squirms on the couch, but keeps a small distance. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Yeah, oh, Tony snipes. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. She waved at them. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. Wade explained. "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. You really were serious when you labeled Clint an affectionate drunk, weren't you? Bruce says to Natasha, and Clint giggles. How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. #natasharomanoff There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. I m'n yes. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. So be warned these are different than canon. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. The hottest boy in school. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. "You've has a girlfriend? They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning.
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